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This never came as a shock to me...

Tue Aug 24, 2004, 1:07 PM
Well as some of you know... my mom can be a bit of a whore sometimes? am I allowed to say that? or am I allowed to add another swear-word before it?

anyway, I finally got picked up around 30 minutes after my mother said she would pick me up, so when she finally did turn up, I just got in the car, and ignored her... She obviously took offence to this and asked me what was my problem, so I looked at my watch, looked at her, and asked her if she was taking the piss, or just plain stupid, she then proceeded to go on a bit at me, at this point I turned off until we got home.
I got out of the car, and shut the door, she shouts something, I turn around open the door and asked 'what do you want now' she was going on about my sister getting out of the car *its only got two doors*... anyway, I said she could easily get out of her door like she usually does, which I suppose was the easiest thing to do, so I slammed the door, and opened the front door with my own key.
I came in, sat down on my PC chair, where she then decided to go on a bit more, and fankly I had had enough, and decided to bite back a little bit, I mean destroying her probably wouldn't go down to well considoring the situation, but I don't really care, so it ended up her screaming that I could do to her what I did to my father *I blocked him out of my life for the last 3 years or so* and she wouldn't care, because as far as she was concerned she was sick of looking at me, so I waved my fingers infront of the four inch gap or so between our faces, making the eye contact sign, and then said "something about pots and kettles spring to mind dear, and you couldn't handle your only lifeline ditching you to fester" she headbutted me so I followed up "Is this supposed to intimidate me? because if so, you might want to try a little harder, and nailed her with my eyes *yay go number one glar fully perfected* and she went off "Bye then" retorted Joe, and mother comes back in and goes "If you don't like it, then get the fuck out of MY house!" which I said was rich coming from her who as A) had to re-mortgage three times, and take out several high credit loans, and B) she said the equity in the house was going into saving for my sister and I. How truly blinded to her true intentions I have been.

She is also claining I owe her £150 *for those of you not coherant in english currency, thats shitloads* a month for rent and stuff, so I just told her to fuck off. She then stormed off up the stairs, I shouted goodnight more to be polite than patronising, but I guess it works both ways XD and now is probably crying on the phone to her fiance who she met in january....

well guys, you are my other people, grishnak is currently on a business trip, so I wanna asks your advices...

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  • Interests: Computer Games, Reading, Writing, Anything to do With Rock/Metal, Games Workshop
  • Favourite band or musician: Pulse Ultra
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock/Metal/Death metal
  • Favourite artist: John Blanche
  • Favourite poet or writer: Ian Watson
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: WMP - cheap and cheerful, and Joey proof
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Gene Starwind
  • Personal Quote: Its ok if you use to much, because it dries clear
  • Tools of the Trade: Paper, Pencil, 24 dice, a measuring tape, Templates and a nineteen megathule short pattern lasgun.
  • MSN: joeyojo@hotmail.com

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:icondarkblizzard:
LOL everyone should see this ... it's HILARIOUS just Click here

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I say! It appears to be a poorly etched rendering of a gentlemen's whoopsie!
:iconmissjacky:
thanx for thw +watch!!! :)
*HUG*
wheeeeeeeeee (:
Ok, well, I shall stop being so happeh now (:
ok, yeah, erm, I like Gene... and his teeth ;)

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:iconzanexv5:
Gah úber spazzy Jacky... *Hands you a cardboard teether*... chew on this for a while, and maybe calm yourself a bit...

The watch is a simple reply for the watch, yeah now I'm confused, so you should be too, ok.

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:iconmissjacky:
wo0o0o but like, yeah!
I am watched! heh, anyways *chews teether*

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Do not criticise me please
Because I like my bread with pickles and :cheese:
:icontezzrexx:
Submittttttttttt

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:icontezzrexx:
o well have a nap THEN FIRE THE SUBMISSIONS!

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:iconzanexv5:
submissions? buh....

actually, I'm getting to work on getting a chapter up and going for the old book

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:iconzanexv5:
well I submitted tezz, may all your christmas's be mine.. I mean white

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"I hope I'm there when there's nothing left to hate..."
:iconzanexv5:
But I am le' tired

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:iconlordgrimmie:
Submit more things or I will bite you.
Raah. :bucktooth:

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